So bored in fact I am just looking through Distrowatch trying to find the strangest Linux distro names.
Yup, that bored.
So how about a game?
If you were to make your own Linux distro what would it be called and what functions or distribution type would you focus on?
I will start;
Cantcatchmeux - a security conscious distro so secure it promises that no one will ever know you exist. Everything is encrypted and secure, you need three different forms of photo ID to get to the login screen then two utility bills in the same month to be allowed to enter your username and password.
As well as a username and password you also require a fingerprint and retina scan and if they aren’t successful a blood sample.
Once you’ve passed all those tests the only application you are allowed to use is a poorly coded Pacman game. No network connectivity or terminal access incase Big Brother is watching.
It would contain security so secure you would need to pass a full-body scan, plus a hair-sample to login with a username and password so forgettable, that you need to keep it written down in secured, amour-plated brief case which is delivered to you by a bullet-proof van.
I would contain network connectivity to only approved hardware, which have electronic sensors that go off, if you try to “steal” them.
I’ve seen a couple of names recently, screenshots look great, just wondered if anyone had tried. Another one that looks good (that I’d not noticed) is Pear Linux, which is an Ubuntu derivative …
